惑（わく）星（せい）契（ちぎ）りの威（い）嚇（かく）屋（や）

When this creature enters, target opponent may have you create two Lander tokens. If they don't, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. (A Lander token is an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.")